On a daily basis, J says/does things that make this mama bust a gut laughing. A friend suggested I write this stuff down and I thought to blog a typical days worth of comments from my two year old's sweet and funny little mouth.
Here goes nothing! Enjoy!
Mama needs coffee! I makin mama coffee!
Mama I cement truck! I cement truck! I cement truck! That's an excavator! I see an excavator! Mama that's an excavator! I see a dump truck. I see a dump truck. I see a dump truck. I see a dump truck. Mama I see crane truck. Mama! I see crane truck!
GEESE! GEESIES HAVE BABIES!
BUS! I SEE A BUS!
J should we change your diaper? Nope. I still workin on it.
Daddy's truck goes HONK! HONK!
Mama NEEDS COFFEE!
J are you a cookie monster? Nope I'm a big bird.
Mama I tootin.....TOOT! TOOT!
I see a dump truck! I see a dump truck! I see a dump truck! I see a dump truck! I see a dump truck!
J please don't play with my blow dryer. BUT mama, I NEED the nice hair!
J we need to settle down and get ready for a nap. Mama I wanna compromise.
J let's go take a nap. I wanna cuddle...two more minutes. Come on J....NO! I WANNA CUDDLE TWO MORE MINUTES!
Come on buddy it's time for nap. Mama! I NEED to cuddle Coopie for two minutes!
As I lay him in his bed, he waves and says NIGHT NIGHT SWEETIE! (Except it sounds like sweaty)
Every day when they test the storm sirens J shouts I CAN'T SEE NOISE!
Every time he walks into our bathroom he points to the shower and says Don't get your feet wet!
Mama I playing with Baxters..and Woody...and Cota...and Coopie (all family dogs)
Mama NEEDS COFFEE!
I go to KAMS? Not today honey. I wanna see Kathy! (His childcare provider for bible study)
All of these comments are just a typical morning....all before nap, and he wonders why mama needs coffee?
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